Davespeak: Calf Riding
"I once tried to ride a little tiny calf when I was a kid. I didn't last like a, like, I, it was, I was, I hit the ground faster than humanly possible. It was like, 'Heh! And there's poomph-bow!' Like I think I got to the ground faster than if the little calf wasn't even there. If I just jumped off the fence int-onto the ground, I would have hit the ground faster than, than how the little tiny calf got me there. And it was tiny. It might only just been born. Wibble, wibble, wibble. Still threw me."
Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds
Venue: Theater for the Performing Arts (Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino)
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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