"You know, the way, the way, the way I see it, if we, if we all choose to eat well and to support small farmers, then we can save the world, and if we choose not to, then we just going to let it die. So it's all on the farmers, and it's all on how we take care of the planet, and I really believe that to the very bottom of my heart that every farm should be run by a family. It should be run by people who love the earth. You can't eat money. I mean, I suppose you could, but you'd probably get constipated or something, you know."

"I should be a spy. Or like a PI or something. Like a, like Sherlock Holmes. Or like a spy, like an international man of mystery. (evil Dave laugh) Yeah. Stealth, always. Driving fancy cars with all sort of things on them. Fancy. My Afrin would be a flame thrower. I'd go (weird noise). Hahahahahaha! You fool! You mistook it for Afrin, didn't you! Hahahahahaha! Ah. Shit."

Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds
Date: 03/13/1999
Venue: Berkely Community Theater
Location: Berkeley, CA

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