""Calm down," he said. "Calm down," he said. "Ah, the chimney."

I say, "What the big fat man doing up in the chimney?"

Him say, "Oh, that's just the red coat big guy coming down the chimney, gunna give him one a, give him a big present," he said.

I said, "get the hell out of my kitchen! Get out of my kitchen! Get to the lounge! The Christmas tree in the lounge! Don't come down the chimney and go to the kitchen! Come down the chimney, go to the lounge! The Christmas tree!""