"Did somebody? Did Somebody--Monk are you passing wind over there? I've been sitting here, everytime I move on this chair I can hear this little creaky feeling I can't tell if I can hear it or not. But I be y'all can hear it better than I can.

And I didn't know if it sounded like a--this is what you have to do if you get in a cab in New York and you're stopped an there's a lot of silence around. So a small town cab is better. You've got to put your hands between your legs, but it won't work if I put my hands between my legs right now but its my new trick.

(Farting noises)

'Sorry man, sorry dude. eahhghh...I'm sorry.' And girls really like that if you're a guy and you can do that. Girls really like it when you sit next to them and--(more farting noises.)

Its true."