"Its still Sarah's Birthday. She's twenty-one today, so she can go out and get really wasted in public and not be breaking the law. I tell you its great.

After a while it will wear off, and then--and then you'll sit at home by yourself and drink heavily. You won't have to go out anymore. It'll be fun for the first like couple months, maybe a year. Then when you get a job and get out of college, it'll start sucking. Ya, just drink"