"Neuticles are fake balls, see. So neuticles--the figured it out in California, so as we get closer, I figure more of you are familiar with these sorts of things. With the neuticle--hold on I'm not finished yet, so don't bark like a dog yet, bro...<snip>... Anyway, so I thought only California could figure out that dog's need that kind of emotional security once they've had their balls chopped off. I'm going to come up there and chop your balls off bro, so come on.
Oh, and uhh...But I was thinking, if I could lick my balls, that once I got down there I be pretty confident I could tell if they were neuticles or testicles. But I guess some dogs don't. I guess more its to fool the owners into thinking their dogs won't be emotionally scarred.
Then I thought, if I could get some bison balls made, I'd put em on my Chihuahua. Drag that big boy around, he'd be barking like, Whoo--Whoo! Is that that fucking Chihuahua? No fucking way! ..."