Rants Take 2

[Dwill26]

I used to have 2 Capos, then I lost both and bought a new one. Then I found both old ones...Now all 3 are fucking gone. I swear to god, I tore my room, car, and basement apart and they have vanished. If I find them after buying this new one....

[yelladkcir]

Originally Posted by Dwill26

I used to have 2 Capos, then I lost both and bought a new one. Then I found both old ones...Now all 3 are fucking gone. I swear to god, I tore my room, car, and basement apart and they have vanished. If I find them after buying this new one....

I'll take one off your hands if you find one...

[Dwill26]

The word "besties" or "bestie" makes me want to bludgeon a baby panda to death.

Originally Posted by yelladkcir

I'll take one off your hands if you find one...

haha deal. If I run into the old one its yours.

[John]

I moved to a new county this month. Sent in the update for my voter registration to make sure I can vote in November -- and immediately got a jury summons in the mail at the new address. Do one civic duty and get rewarded with another.

[sbdmb_fanatic]

Originally Posted by John

I moved to a new county this month. Sent in the update for my voter registration to make sure I can vote in November -- and immediately got a jury summons in the mail at the new address. Do one civic duty and get rewarded with another.

Oh crap. I just did the same. I hope I am not summoned.

[Dwill26]

This is an actual interaction with a customer last night


She was returning a pair of shoes for a bigger size

Customer- "Oh and one more thing, I have a little boys outfit at home thats my sons...can I return it?"

Me- "Well yeah, is there anything wrong with it?"

Customer- "Well no, he just had an accident in it and I dont know how to get the pee smell out..."

Me- "Really? I dont think we can take that for more then one reason, mostly its a health hazard"

Customer- "But you guys say can return anything! Blah blah Kohls says you have to take it! Its too small anyway! blah blah"

This is when my head exploded and I called a manager. I hate people.

[Dwill26]

Side note, we have returned items with pee in/on them before.

[hungrydavejunkie]

Originally Posted by Dwill26

This is an actual interaction with a customer last night


She was returning a pair of shoes for a bigger size

Customer- "Oh and one more thing, I have a little boys outfit at home thats my sons...can I return it?"

Me- "Well yeah, is there anything wrong with it?"

Customer- "Well no, he just had an accident in it and I dont know how to get the pee smell out..."

Me- "Really? I dont think we can take that for more then one reason, mostly its a health hazard"

Customer- "But you guys say can return anything! Blah blah Kohls says you have to take it! Its too small anyway! blah blah"

This is when my head exploded and I called a manager. I hate people.

WTF?

[cdmp13]

Originally Posted by Dwill26

Side note, we have returned items with pee in/on them before.

Some of the nasty crap that people return is ridiculous. We've taken back used carpet shampooers and skid-marked shorts. Just nasty.

[Cathy W]

Originally Posted by Dwill26

This is an actual interaction with a customer last night


She was returning a pair of shoes for a bigger size

Customer- "Oh and one more thing, I have a little boys outfit at home thats my sons...can I return it?"

Me- "Well yeah, is there anything wrong with it?"

Customer- "Well no, he just had an accident in it and I dont know how to get the pee smell out..."

Me- "Really? I dont think we can take that for more then one reason, mostly its a health hazard"

Customer- "But you guys say can return anything! Blah blah Kohls says you have to take it! Its too small anyway! blah blah"

This is when my head exploded and I called a manager. I hate people.

Originally Posted by cdmp13

Some of the nasty crap that people return is ridiculous. We've taken back used carpet shampooers and skid-marked shorts. Just nasty.

I have no words....