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Old 02-27-2012, 11:48 AM
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I used to have 2 Capos, then I lost both and bought a new one. Then I found both old ones...Now all 3 are fucking gone. I swear to god, I tore my room, car, and basement apart and they have vanished. If I find them after buying this new one....
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Old 02-27-2012, 03:36 PM
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I used to have 2 Capos, then I lost both and bought a new one. Then I found both old ones...Now all 3 are fucking gone. I swear to god, I tore my room, car, and basement apart and they have vanished. If I find them after buying this new one....
I'll take one off your hands if you find one...
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Old 03-08-2012, 10:15 PM
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I'll take one off your hands if you find one...
haha deal. If I run into the old one its yours.
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Old 04-15-2012, 06:10 PM
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I moved to a new county this month. Sent in the update for my voter registration to make sure I can vote in November -- and immediately got a jury summons in the mail at the new address. Do one civic duty and get rewarded with another.
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Old 04-16-2012, 09:49 AM
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I moved to a new county this month. Sent in the update for my voter registration to make sure I can vote in November -- and immediately got a jury summons in the mail at the new address. Do one civic duty and get rewarded with another.
Oh crap. I just did the same. I hope I am not summoned.
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Old 05-24-2012, 10:27 AM
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This is an actual interaction with a customer last night


She was returning a pair of shoes for a bigger size

Customer- "Oh and one more thing, I have a little boys outfit at home thats my sons...can I return it?"

Me- "Well yeah, is there anything wrong with it?"

Customer- "Well no, he just had an accident in it and I dont know how to get the pee smell out..."

Me- "Really? I dont think we can take that for more then one reason, mostly its a health hazard"

Customer- "But you guys say can return anything! Blah blah Kohls says you have to take it! Its too small anyway! blah blah"

This is when my head exploded and I called a manager. I hate people.
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Old 05-24-2012, 10:34 AM
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Side note, we have returned items with pee in/on them before.
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This is an actual interaction with a customer last night


She was returning a pair of shoes for a bigger size

Customer- "Oh and one more thing, I have a little boys outfit at home thats my sons...can I return it?"

Me- "Well yeah, is there anything wrong with it?"

Customer- "Well no, he just had an accident in it and I dont know how to get the pee smell out..."

Me- "Really? I dont think we can take that for more then one reason, mostly its a health hazard"

Customer- "But you guys say can return anything! Blah blah Kohls says you have to take it! Its too small anyway! blah blah"

This is when my head exploded and I called a manager. I hate people.

WTF?
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Side note, we have returned items with pee in/on them before.
Some of the nasty crap that people return is ridiculous. We've taken back used carpet shampooers and skid-marked shorts. Just nasty.
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Old 05-25-2012, 05:16 AM
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This is an actual interaction with a customer last night


She was returning a pair of shoes for a bigger size

Customer- "Oh and one more thing, I have a little boys outfit at home thats my sons...can I return it?"

Me- "Well yeah, is there anything wrong with it?"

Customer- "Well no, he just had an accident in it and I dont know how to get the pee smell out..."

Me- "Really? I dont think we can take that for more then one reason, mostly its a health hazard"

Customer- "But you guys say can return anything! Blah blah Kohls says you have to take it! Its too small anyway! blah blah"

This is when my head exploded and I called a manager. I hate people.
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Some of the nasty crap that people return is ridiculous. We've taken back used carpet shampooers and skid-marked shorts. Just nasty.
I have no words....
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