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MikeyCarson
11-10-2005, 12:32 AM
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN YOUR INSANITY:

My wife sent this to me in a e-mail about 2 years back....It still cracks me up so I figured I would share it with ya'll!

It's actually 19 cause #20 was send this e-mail to your friends...so here we go:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. :somedevil

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With; "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." (I've done this!! :lol: )

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
their Party because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock-Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go." :somedevil

Amanda
11-10-2005, 01:01 AM
Oh man...I've seen these before and they are too funny:)

I love number 5. Am so going to do that.

djurzi
11-10-2005, 04:14 AM
http://weeklydavespeak.com/forums/images/smilies/lol.gif I have not seen this before. Pretty funny. I will have to start asking everyone I meet what sex they are http://weeklydavespeak.com/forums/images/smilies/lol.gif.

purplejulied
11-10-2005, 05:08 AM
I don't get it--all seem stupid.

LibbyAnn
11-10-2005, 06:37 AM
OOOOHHHH Julie - you made me laugh harder than the list did!!!! That's the point! They are stupid! OGM Laughing with tears!!!!

Alice
11-10-2005, 03:49 PM
I love number 5. Am so going to do that.

wow, you're brave - there's no way i'd ever try that w/ the people in my office :lol:

Charles
11-10-2005, 05:28 PM
I have done 2,3,10,11 and 15