purplehaze18
08-17-2005, 08:49 PM
Steve was a man. Steve was no better than his fellow man, but Steve was about to be great. He was about to go on a journey that no other man had ever gone on in the history of men going on journeys. He was destined to have this journey. No other man could do this as no other man was as......well as in the right spot or the wrong spot at the right or wrong time depending on what you think of his journey. This is his story.
Steve awoke with a large painful ow on this great sunday morning. He was quite groggy and had a terrible headache as the night before he had been cow tipping binge drinking and skydiving, but we arent concerned with his personal life, only about the events that are about to occur. As he made his way across his apartment he realized that something was missing. Someone had stolen his ridiculously good chair. He really liked that damn chair. Someone stole it. Someone had the nerve to come into his humble abode and steal his ass kicking game watching nacho eating movie watching chair. Steve did not like this and had to immediatly find out what had happened to his beloved chair. Before he did though he decided to have a splendid breakfast of steak, eggs and one mean looking sweet potato that was left alone last night next to a phone. After his meal and getting his pants on because one without pants is one who does not get very far un arrested, he made his way to his car and tried to start it. It wouldnt work just as everything else in steves life except the chair did not. He got out of the car and kicked it until the side pannel fell off of the car and it finally started. It was time for Steve to go to work. He would get his chair after work. Or so he and the unsuspecting reade.....I mean because work is obviously very important. Steve worked at the pants store. They sold Ice cream and other frozen products but no pants at all. So he really didnt work at a pants store but they still called it the pants store. Today however was no ordinary day at the pants or frozen stuff store. Whilst Steve was helping out a couple decide which frozen lamp that they wanted steve stumbled upon a large thing that launched frozen stuff into space. He then to his horror saw that his chair, yes the same chair that I have talked so much about. That same one, was next in line to be launched into orbit. He saw oppertunity flash in front of him with the next object sent to the same destination as his chair(destination:PH/O1). It was what seemed to be an old submarine. He got in and was ready to go get his god damn chair and be home in time for the thing that is happening tonight.
Steve awoke with a large painful ow on this great sunday morning. He was quite groggy and had a terrible headache as the night before he had been cow tipping binge drinking and skydiving, but we arent concerned with his personal life, only about the events that are about to occur. As he made his way across his apartment he realized that something was missing. Someone had stolen his ridiculously good chair. He really liked that damn chair. Someone stole it. Someone had the nerve to come into his humble abode and steal his ass kicking game watching nacho eating movie watching chair. Steve did not like this and had to immediatly find out what had happened to his beloved chair. Before he did though he decided to have a splendid breakfast of steak, eggs and one mean looking sweet potato that was left alone last night next to a phone. After his meal and getting his pants on because one without pants is one who does not get very far un arrested, he made his way to his car and tried to start it. It wouldnt work just as everything else in steves life except the chair did not. He got out of the car and kicked it until the side pannel fell off of the car and it finally started. It was time for Steve to go to work. He would get his chair after work. Or so he and the unsuspecting reade.....I mean because work is obviously very important. Steve worked at the pants store. They sold Ice cream and other frozen products but no pants at all. So he really didnt work at a pants store but they still called it the pants store. Today however was no ordinary day at the pants or frozen stuff store. Whilst Steve was helping out a couple decide which frozen lamp that they wanted steve stumbled upon a large thing that launched frozen stuff into space. He then to his horror saw that his chair, yes the same chair that I have talked so much about. That same one, was next in line to be launched into orbit. He saw oppertunity flash in front of him with the next object sent to the same destination as his chair(destination:PH/O1). It was what seemed to be an old submarine. He got in and was ready to go get his god damn chair and be home in time for the thing that is happening tonight.